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A Splenda Daddy is a man who is normally more established than you are, in spite of the fact that he doesn't need to be, and is in an alternate abundance section to you. He will ruin you, albeit likely not very uncontrollably. He will get you beautiful things, however perhaps not very regularly. He will take care of you to the most awesome aspect of his capacity, and do all that can be expected to cherish you. He probably won't get you the most recent iPhone like a Sugar Daddy would've done, yet he will do all that can be expected!